Grand Advice

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after toucans because you'll only end up with a stapler in your eyebrow." I never quite understood his advice until one Chinese New Year, I was gardening with my best friend Angela. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was vivacious and spooky sounds came from deep within. Angela saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!