Today, I was doodling in English(very poorly, by the way). Now this would not NORMALLY be cause for the start of an inside joke, but alas, it twas meant to be. My doodle was of a fox, that looked like a cat. And, of course, my friend sitting next to me found it neccessary to voice that particular opinion. And hence it was named a fox cat. Also known as a fat, fot, cox, or cax. Now go back and pronounce all of those out loud. Any one who is old enough to get it, will get it.
...I can never look at my cat the same way again.